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Spit On A Girls Back, So She THINKS Youve Come,
Then Ejaculate In Her Eye,

Whilst She Stumbles Around Clutching The Eye,

You Kick Her In The Shin

This Causes Her To Hop About Holding Her Hand Over An Eye...

Just Like A Pirate
A Poppin Pirate.
>You Seeing Eli Again?

>>Nah She Wasn't Too Happy 'Bout The Poppin' Pirate I Gave Her
by Travis-Bickle October 10, 2006
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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