the parched lady

A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.

Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"

by TugMasterW December 1, 2013

so percent

When something is so cool or good that it is 100%.

That zoot is so percent.

by Mrs Yolo Swaggins March 30, 2014

Period Perception

When a woman's judgement and feeling toward another person is changed due to their period.

S: So my friends girlfriend went to the show with us tonight

J: ugh. I hate her.

S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception

by SKurp December 1, 2014

Solaris Perceptous

The natural phenomenon wherein the solar rays run out of energy approximately 18 inches above the surface of the earth. This is the reason that one can be outdoors, obtain a sunburn on their face, torso and upper extremities whilst their legs remain paler than a sheet of copy paper.

Due to Solaris perceptous, I am forced to walk on my hands just so I can get some color on my legs.

by JizzCaster69 June 26, 2014

29 percent

When you phone or electronic needs to be charged and it feels like the end of the world

Guy, hey, dude can I borrow your phone charger? My phone is only at 29 percent
Other guy, sorry dude your screwed

by magcongirl619 October 17, 2015

Tapping peaches

When two women that love each other very much become intimate with each other vaginally

I wasn't sure if those two girls were tapping peaches or not.

by MadCat52 September 6, 2016

hundred-percenter

Someone who is trusted implicity one hundred-percent.

Everybody you about to meet in this room is a hundred-percenter.

by robrobbyluv1byluv1 May 13, 2016