Nebraska Clam Chowder

A product made by straining the potatoes carrots and 1/2 tablespoon of clams out of a pot of Manhattan Clam Chowder and adding crumbled up ground beef, preferably Nebraska Beef.
I opened up a cheap ass can of MCC and sneered at the pitifully miniscule amount of shriveled clamp crumbs. Then with a shrug of my shoulders and a casual "fuck it" I crumbled up some beef, decided to name it Nebraska Clam Chowder and then add this entry in UD for the world to enjoy!
by JizzCaster69 March 12, 2025
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Solaris Perceptous

The natural phenomenon wherein the solar rays run out of energy approximately 18 inches above the surface of the earth. This is the reason that one can be outdoors, obtain a sunburn on their face, torso and upper extremities whilst their legs remain paler than a sheet of copy paper.
Due to Solaris perceptous, I am forced to walk on my hands just so I can get some color on my legs.
by JizzCaster69 June 26, 2014
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A way of describing a job that is mechanical literally like a factory worker or figuratively but still much like a flow chart. The antithesis of this is anything that requires highly specialized skill and intuition.
After pushing buttons and pulling levers for 40 years at the wooden toy factory, Leroy had a knack for fitting square pegs in round holes as evidence by the collections of rasps and files he had in his pocket.
by JizzCaster69 December 11, 2023
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