Messy Pablo

Much like a Dirty Sanchez, except a full beard.

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.

by poggershoggers May 8, 2021

Juan Pablo

The funniest, tallest, smartest, coolest creation of God you will ever encounter on Earth.

He also has a big dick.

I want Juan Pablo to choke me.

by TheGodCreations November 21, 2021

Juan Pablo

Juan Pablo is apparently a reserved boy, he finds it difficult to express his feelings but nevertheless, he shows you if he cares about you. He is authentic and has the best sense of humor, Juan Pablo also usually sings quite well and has an artist's gift!

wow I didn’t know Juan Pablo sang that well!

by anónimoxd November 22, 2021

Juan Pablo

A tall loving person that has the fattest and longest cock you will ever see in your fucking life 10-14 inches

Dude Juan Pablo has a fatass fucking cock

by Pussyyur November 23, 2021

Dirty Padlock

A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.

Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.

by han.han.han April 14, 2022

dirty paloma

dirty paloma is a complicated and very complex sexual experience. it includes an intense massage, then all angle penetration.

A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.

hahahhaah just had an awwweeesome dirty paloma with ralph. pbsm indeed dawg.

by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022

juan pablo

juan pablo is a cheater

juan pablo will cheat on you don’t trust him

by dtnguyslol August 3, 2022