Quidditch Pants

The resultant 'stiffening' of your 'broomstick' that comes from watching all these fine ass young witches finally reach the legal wizarding age.

Seamus: Hey, did you see that Hermione last night down at the Three Broomsticks?

Neville: Hells yeah bro! She gave me such a hardcore case of Quidditch Pants it was like she'd preformed petrificus totalus on my wang!!!

by pro-fezzor July 18, 2010

sally pants

weak, a wimp, no balls, no chutzpah, no gusto, doing it half-assed

(angrily spoken to somebody on a basketball court) "Yo Anderson! What kind of pass was that you sally pants?"

or:

"Why not just hand the ball right to the other team there, ya sally pants!"

by jessica Gwinn May 23, 2008

Pussy Pants

When a person is being lame, and doesn't want to have fun. And just plain acting like a puss!

Let's go take shots, dude!
No, I'm good right now.
Take of your pussy pants, and take some shots!

by TriggaBay July 20, 2011

accident pants

What happens when you try to carefully let out a fart and you end up shitting your pants.

"Jonathan had a serious case accident pants the other day at lunch."

by Evan Thomas01 January 6, 2008

sans pants

Without Pants (Trousers)...

Honey I'm going to work from home sans pants today...

by solarisfire April 9, 2016

spray on pants

Pants that are so tight they appear to be sprayed on. :P

Girl: Check out that guy, Looks like he's wearing spray on pants!!!

Boy: Spray on pants?

Girl: Look it up on Urban Dictionary. :)

by Seaona. January 6, 2008

cream pants

To jizz your pants, u finish your pants when someone gets u aroused, Jizzing your pants when ur excited

dude! i totally just jizzed myself when sally rubbed my leg! Yeah dude, i just finished without getting my jeans even off!
I cant belive i cream pants myself when sally made out with me

by Tyler sexybeast#1 April 29, 2008