pet owner

They are unquestionably the most happiest people alive with the purest of souls. They are the only kinds of people that most of us misanthropes don't hate. Pet owners are the epitome of human beings, and are some of the few human beings that deserve to waste our air. They understand the love an animal can bring to somebody, and understand why us pet owners put our pets before ourselves and value animals more than those... creatures... the ones called humans. These types of people aren't the fuckfaces and egotistical jackasses that you meet in your every day life. If you aren't a pet owner, you should become one ASAP. If you hate animals, have somebody kick your ungrateful bitchy ass into oblivion.

"Hey, dude. Are you a pet owner?"

"Nah. Why?"

"Because then you better go become one."

by TheRealMisanthrope March 3, 2016

house_owner

Probably a sloth that has ear eyes and claims to be a narwhal that loves anime and hatsune miku .
ROSS!

God I wish house_owner was here to watch anime with me , what do you think max and Adam ?

by Trash_panda_13 January 1, 2018

Ownbey

Ownbey, like you own a bee. Ownbey = OMG.

1. Michael OMG(Ownbey) is the bommbbbbb dude(:

2. I just had me some OMG. It was OH MY...

by Secret Lay April 16, 2009

getting owned

Getting beaten at something usually in a big or humiliating way.. also known as getting your ass handed to you

Billy thought it was funny to slap Belindas' ass until she turned around and kicked him in the nuts. All of his friends were laughing and yelling that he was getting owned by her as she gave him a beating.

by thisisbecomingapainintheass February 12, 2014

ownz0r

(v.) 1. To completely own. 2. To completely own at.

"I ownz0r j00! reckanize my talent!"
"I ownz0r this game!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002

electric car owners

literally complains about why oils are bad, gases smells bad, engine is a waste of money, and it cost to buy a engine car when flexxing about your tesla and owing a tesla is exensive. Even tho they can get lost out of sight, die during winter, die on highways like chevorlette trucks, and no sounds.

Average electric car owner: "haha gas" poor person !!!!!!LOL OIL!!!!!!!!!
Average classic 50s engine car drivers: Companies has gotten lazy. Electric car ownershas no proof why it's better than old

by anonymous March 8, 2022

ownage

The act or state of perpetrating fierce and unholy domination against another, typically in a videogame setting, resulting in shame and embarassment for the victim and his/her family until the end of time.

"We laid down the ownage on those no0b-ass no0bz"

by ghostpigeon August 15, 2005