W.O.M.T

Waste of my time... Pretty self explanatory tbh!

Gus is such a W.O.M.T
He need to stop lying, I am so done with him!!

by Idunnoreally July 13, 2015

OMFGWTFROTFLOLMFAOASCBBQ

Oh My Fucking God What The Fuck Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud (and) My Fucking Ass Of And Scaring (the) Cat BarBeQue

The longest acronym ever.

gamer 1: ...look, a flying boat!
gamer 2: OMFGWTFROTFLOLMFAOASCBBQ
gamer 1: wtf, get a life.

by luuk May 17, 2008

Omegle

An anomynous chat service, sort of like an improved version of chatroulette where you can select either webcam or text chat. This website is a great boredom killer but most of the stuff people say is either Asl (Age, sex, location) or male/female.

You: Hello!
Stranger: asl
You: not telling
PEDOPHILE HAS DISCONNECTED

You: Hello
Stranger: M/F?
You: Male
YOUR PARTNER HAS DISCONNECTED.
That's Omegle for you.

by le penis head April 29, 2010

Omarosa

Contestant on the hit TV show "The Apprentice" who played too many cards and got Trumped.

If you act like Omarosa while on the clock, don't expect being called "Employee of the Month" anytime soon.

by me April 12, 2004

Omnisexual

Compared to Pansexuals, who are gender blind, Omnisexuals acknowledge and accept a person's gender. Both Pansexuals and Omnisexuals find attraction to people regardless of gender. Omnisexuals have an awareness of gender.

1: "Can I ask a question?"
2: "Absolutely! Thank you for asking."
1: " How do you identify as far as sexual orientation?"
2: "I'm Omnisexual"
1:"What's that?"
2: "It's kind of like Pansexual, but a little bit different."
1:"That's awesome! I'm Pansexual"
2: :)
1: :)

by rainbowroads September 13, 2017

Omegle Double-Tap

when you see the same person youve either rejected or already talked to again, creating a feeling of awkwardness.

Omg i had the worst Omegle Double-Tap last night! I was talking to this really nice guy and i pushed DISCONNECT and i saw him again 30 min. later and he flipped me off!

by coolcatshuffle June 14, 2011

OMGWTF

The commonly accepted internet abbreviation for:

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

1337 h4X0r: j00 r pwned,n00b fuX0r!

n00b: OMGWTF

by Zankou March 19, 2007