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customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.
Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.
by Mark Cole April 9, 2008
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taking a number 4

Yo i just caught Justin taking a number 4
by Jagar21 March 15, 2018
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Number 2 driver

Formula 1 drivers that have okay pace but are great at defending. They are always paired with a dominant driver—which when given a good car, they always come second place to.
Number 2 Driver ‘s

Valterri Bottas to Lewis Hamilton. Checo Perez to Max Verstappen. Esteban Ocon to Fernando Alonso🦁
by jensonsbuttons March 28, 2023
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China number two

Mostly Vietnamese gamers say this word when they see a Chinese gamer.
by SakuraNitrous March 11, 2022
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Do a number 9

When you suck your own peen. An alternative way to saying “go fuck yourself
Tom: “Do a number 9. “
Jerry: “Fuck you too, man”
by Lord toadperson October 10, 2021
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Cell number selfie

To send a selfie with your cell phone number written on a sheet of paper to prevent being catfish.
Could you send me a cell number selfie so I can know this is really you in the pictures.
by Jstratosphere December 20, 2018
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