A method that one does to 'help' their own feces out of their ass. A person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. A person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin' around in their rectum.
The old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into crap diggin' mode and removed it.
I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.
She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.
I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.
She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
Get the Crap Diggin'mug. by grayson4949 September 30, 2020
Get the boring crapmug. Cesspool pumping truck functions like a huge vacuum cleaner- the suction hose pulls the shit into the truck but the air that was in the truck’s tank has to exit the tank and go into the outside air. Wearing oxygen mask is advised.
by Vitalik June 1, 2007
Get the Crap suckermug. 
Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake
by 024 don't blaze it April 5, 2016
Get the Crap on a catapultmug. Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.
by TheChair64 April 7, 2017
Get the Clean Crapmug. by Nov8tiv May 31, 2018
Get the Green Crapmug.