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Get the Monster mug.A large,lumbering horrific creature. At first glance it is easy to be decieved into thinking that this creature is in fact an ocean dwelling animal. However thorough forensic examinations have proven that this blob of lard, is in all actuall fact a land mammal. Terrifying as this creature may seem it is in actuall fact quiet and hermitt like. The Honey moster is without a doubt the grumpiest and most stubborn creature known to man. Once it has found a place to rest it will stay there for hours refusing to move, even if instructed to leave by a figure of authority.
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Tor:I didn't know they had the giant floats out today, lin they normally only bring them out on a monday.
Linda:That aint no float,Tor, it's that fucking honey monster again.
Tor:Shut up you willy, everyone knows that the honey monster can't exercise because of it's "bad knee".
Linda:I'll bet you a steak bake that it's the honey monster. Look inbetween the ripples of fat and youl see her bullet proof glasses.
Tor:ewwww your right.Sha'mo lets go quick, before she smells the chicken sandwich you just ate.
Tor:I didn't know they had the giant floats out today, lin they normally only bring them out on a monday.
Linda:That aint no float,Tor, it's that fucking honey monster again.
Tor:Shut up you willy, everyone knows that the honey monster can't exercise because of it's "bad knee".
Linda:I'll bet you a steak bake that it's the honey monster. Look inbetween the ripples of fat and youl see her bullet proof glasses.
Tor:ewwww your right.Sha'mo lets go quick, before she smells the chicken sandwich you just ate.
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in the country from Denis. Its also well known for is doughuts of the rubbery, burnt on to a road variety. Also goes by the following names: The Mon, Miami Boice and shit hole.
in the country from Denis. Its also well known for is doughuts of the rubbery, burnt on to a road variety. Also goes by the following names: The Mon, Miami Boice and shit hole.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Perosn 2: Monasterboice
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: Ohh I mean Miami Boice
Person 1: Ohh that shit hole!
Perosn 2: Monasterboice
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: Ohh I mean Miami Boice
Person 1: Ohh that shit hole!
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2.(n.) the condition or degree of not being a ball-lick.
2.(n.) the condition or degree of not being a ball-lick.
1.(n.) modastulation
old granny with cookies in her hand: "I just saved 6,000 people from a sinking tanker, but it was nothing.
Little Timmy: "Mom! grandma wont stop modastulating upon me!"
2.(n.) modastulation
Grandpa: "Back in nam, i killed fiddy men."
Catamite: "I modastulated all over your wife. sorry."
Grandpa: "that's okay, she's nothing to me. You're all i need."
old granny with cookies in her hand: "I just saved 6,000 people from a sinking tanker, but it was nothing.
Little Timmy: "Mom! grandma wont stop modastulating upon me!"
2.(n.) modastulation
Grandpa: "Back in nam, i killed fiddy men."
Catamite: "I modastulated all over your wife. sorry."
Grandpa: "that's okay, she's nothing to me. You're all i need."
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