Midget Spinner

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

by Stuneree January 28, 2023

silver haired middle aged white man

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.

by ?fruit March 31, 2017

Grayslake Middle School

A concentration camp located in Grayslake, Illinois. They feed you rations of boxed pizzas and milk. A school where basic white girls roam the hallways in their Ivory Ella shirts and dirty "white" converse. Where teachers work you for free and force you to do things. Where kids get suspended for calling people roaches and mocking other students.

Fucking basics walking around with ivory ella shirts, black leggings, white converse, and low ponytails everyday at Grayslake Middle School.

by bitch you thought March 20, 2017

donuts with jam in the middle

it's supposed to be cream but jam sounded better and it's basically cumming in the anus

"I like my donuts with jam in the middle," says Jaemin passionately.

by cloudyz October 13, 2020

Midoriya

Midoriya is a kind-hearted boy who is always happy. He is funny, smart, and courageous. Midoriya is not only a unique name but is also a name of a anime character in "Boku No Hero Academia." He loves to learn about thing, he is always trying to overcome goals, and he is alway with you. If you find a Midoriya in your life, never let him go. He always wants to be with you. He always wants to cuddle, always laughs at your jokes, he listens to your music, he calls you just to hear your voice, he is a great cook, and he will protect to no matter what. And the great thing about him is whenever you get into fights, he is always the first to apologies even when it's not his fault.

He likes anything you show him. He likes to watch anime and likes to read Manga. He is a hard working boy, he helps out his family, and is always happy. Even if people tease him, he stands up strong. He is always thinking of others and when he sees someone in danger, he always steps in to help. He seems like a nerd and is. He supports others and has eyes that sparkle the night. Never lose a Midoriya.

"Wow, Midoriya is so strong!"

"How are you and your boyfriend?" "Its amazing! Midoriya is such an awesome guy and he is so lovable!"
"Midoriya is always thinking of other and never thinks of himself."

by Jessie_Dragonheart June 10, 2018

Midrection

Midrection (ˈmid ˈrek-shən)

The state in which a penis is only half erect.

Man 1 - "That bitch Olivia Munn is so fine she gives me a stiffie."

Man 2 - "Nah, that bitch ain't that hot. She only gives me a midrection."

by That Other One Guy July 13, 2012

midtown uniform

Uniform sported by finance professionals aka business bro’s consisting of a button-down white or blue shirt, casual or dress pants and an enviably comfortable fleece vest by Columbia or Patagonia

- Chad Is really vibing in that midtown uniform
- He is such a crony. Wait till you work with him on the deck for our MD.

by Buck Dancer May 28, 2020