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Rocky Mountain Bulls Eye 

A parking lot titty fuck, where the cum shot is aimed directly into the mouth of the large breasted woman while the cock remains between the tits.
It’s easy to shoot your load onto to the girl’s chest or neck, but a Rocky Mountain Bulls Eye takes talent and an extraordinary pair of tits.

Cradle Mountain Curse 

When a woman takes her male partner for a weekend away to a place in Tasmania called Cradle Mountain, thus entitling her to ownership of his testicles for eternity. Most men don't believe of this curse when warned prior, but on return from the cursed mountain, he will be sampling cheese platters and playing tennis on a regular basis. As she now owns his nuts, she will never allow him to drink with mates again, he is now a slave to her every need; he has the Cradle Mountain Curse.
Woman: "Hey honey, we should get away for the weekend." Man: "sounds good babe, where were you thinking?" Woman: "how about Cradle Mountain??" (Knowing full well he will be infected with the Cradle Mountain Curse) Man: "okay"
Cradle Mountain Curse by balzd33p September 3, 2014

Rocky Mountain Mudslide 

The unfortunate result of anal gaping a dirty west coast jam band groupie who as a result of said gaping sprays you head to toe in vegan diarrhea.
I totally got a Rocky Mountain Mudslide after that Phish show last night....I really need a shower now.

Rocky Mountain Tumbler 

Verb: The act of sitting your balls on the top of a girl’s(or guy’s) head, then squatting down so that the balls tumble down their face.
Do you fuck with the Rocky Mountain Tumbler?
Rocky Mountain Tumbler by Tr@shBagz December 20, 2018

Bosnian Mountain Time 

Bosnian Mountain Time is the time that you leave the party and/or bar after intending to "just have one drink and leave."
Me: Just so you know, I'm planning on leaving at nine.
Jen: Ok me too
Me: Oh shit it's after nine.
Jen: Let's leave at nine o'clock Central Time
(time goes by drinks flow)
Me and Jen: We are leaving at nine o'clock Pacific Time (shots glasses clinking)
(time goes by and drinks flow - bar is closing)
Jen: What time zone are we leaving at?
Me: Fuck we're on Bosnian Mountain Time now (said so slurry sub-titles are needed)

Alabama mountain 

When you stack 3 or more cousins make or female and penetrate then sequentially from lowest to highest
Me and Clem climbed the Alabama mountain last night
Alabama mountain by Kirstc3 October 1, 2021