The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.
This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.
There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.
There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
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