Whiffing Matthew

When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.

Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!

by CoreyFeldman October 27, 2017

rich matthew

A rich bah humbug little shit bastard

Eww there is a rich matthew

by Bl_lxnny December 8, 2019

Matthew Deel

A Gay ass white kid who steals v cards and rapes kids under the age of 7 years.

Matthew Deel raped my daughter last year

by GuyWhoTalkNormal July 8, 2019

Matthew korecki

A soccer player who vapes

Hey do you know matthew korecki?
YES HES A VAPE LORD

by Stephslunch December 23, 2016

Muddy Matthew

The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum

"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"

by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016

Matthew bulluck

Sexy mf big penis ride me

I want a Matthew bulluck

by DjieId December 8, 2022

Matthew espinosa

Someone who is addicted to fortnite and loves to call jac annoying

1: hey do you like fortnite?
2:yea
1: so you’re a Matthew Espinosa

2:...

by Titanlmfao27 September 16, 2020