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roach material

any kind of card or thick paper used to make a roach with.

green card from the back of rizla packs is widely accepted to be the best.

the rizla box itself is also considered to be roach material.

in desperation, a cigarette box could be deemed roach material.
1. anybody got any roach material?

2. sorry, this travelcard is the only roach material i can find.
by Justine Thyme April 9, 2009
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The Story of Mateus

Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.
Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."
by Ninja13 February 22, 2008
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Material gworl

Material gworl means cool, hot and shit idfk man
Jane: I went to my ugly ass motherfucking dad's funeral with a smile!
Elizabeth: material gworl queen!!
Jane: I'm non-binary but ok bitch
by tw.alexlolz January 19, 2022
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Mateen Cleaves

THE best NBA player ever. Mateen Cleaves takes on MJ Shaq and Mourning with one hand tied behind his back. Mateen Cleaves is amazing!!!
"Mateen Cleaves Chikkin!!!!"
by Creepsex December 9, 2008
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matey mo

Used to describe good friends and mates or to annoy people with the silly addition of the word "mo."
Msn buddy 1: Hey babe.
Msn buddy 2: Heya matey mo.
by oztag July 24, 2009
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matéa

A girl who kills it on the playing field and the slayyyyyying field. She's super athletic. She is a straight ass SAVAGE and will always make you laugh. She is gorgeous and loves to play some pranks. She is a little bit scandalous at times and her outfits can end up showing a little bit of skin which makes all the guys come to the yard. She also has a really artsy side.
"Who's that girl?" "That's Matéa, she's a straight ass SAVAGE!!!"
by 4rtnitebaeeee May 15, 2018
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Mater Bater

You Gonna Get Funky Alright...
This is the mater bater y'all very rare very hard to find especially in this condition the tire the treads are all there.
by P. E. N. I. S. November 7, 2021
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