kentucky fried penis

Kentucky fried penis. The art of one sticking their penis in a deep frier and serving it at a family dinner.

This year for Thanksgiving, I carved my Kentucky fried penis and let my mother have the first bite.

by spraymond August 14, 2016

Kentucky Fried Cunt

An east coast bitch who thinks she knows how to make black people pancakes. She is an attention whore with ninja like ways who pretends to like watermelon, grape soda and chicken just to fit in but is in fact is allergic to them. This term is best used for road rage and bitch fights downtown after too many appletinis. She also eats cheerios without sugar. Which is way fucked up. Kentucky Fried fucked up. What a cunt.

"Look at the Kentucky Fried Cunt! Dancing like she know her Justin Timberlake. What a fucking cunt!"

by jess dillmeister March 8, 2015

Kentucky Funnel Cake

A man cums into a deep frier turning his seman into a deep fried treat and a willing female eats it.

Paul gave his girl a deep fried treat from down south known as the Kentucky Funnel Cake

by Turbosc61 January 7, 2009

Kentucky Pencil Sharpener

A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.

Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...

by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016

kentucky round steak

Fried bologna. Hillbillys version of steak

Howdy y'all, I'm looking forward to some good ol fashion Kentucky round steak for dinner tonight.

by Swanefizz November 7, 2017

kentucky viper militia

The Kentucky viper militia AKA the KVM is a gang of worthless drug-dealing scroats originally found in south and eastern Kentucky. Due to their high birth rate they unfortunately have spread throughout Kentucky and are also seen on occasion in other states. They own motels and bars where they run prostitution and sell drugs. All known members are related and insane and should be considered armed and dangerous at all times. Can be identified by extremely low IQ and terrible odor along with unnatural devotion to their mamas and above all their attraction to incest and violence. All of them have been to prison and or mental institutions which is not surprising given their retard-level IQ's and love of crime. They call themselves a militia and they like to drive tanks around in the hills but real militias will have nothing to do with them. No relation to the Kentucky Vipers Volleyball Team or any other sports team.

I wanted to join the Kentucky Viper Militia but they rejected me on the grounds that my parents are not related

by sharpsburgpie May 31, 2022

Kentucky shoot out

Two guys lay down opposite ways from each other in a “69” position. They then jerk off in to each other’s mouths. First one to ejaculate wins.

Guy1: my parents are asleep do you want to come over and have a Kentucky shoot out
Guy2: ya sure bro

by Big cock bill November 1, 2017