josh

a guy who has an ego the size of an elephant and thinks so much of himself it is honestly tiring. constantly flirting with girls yet underneath all that he is probably scared of worms and cries over losing a game on his xbox.

girl1: omg omg omg this guy just flirted with me!
girl2: bet it was Josh

by Hello, September 16, 2020

Josh O'clock

Also known as 8PM -the time you're a pussy for leaving a party at because you've already passed out or are vomiting on your way home.
Downing vodka and practically dying at josh o'clock is not LADish, it is a pussy's way out.

'Oh look, it's josh o'clock!'

'He was out of it before josh o'clock...what a pussy!'

by Partayanimal January 10, 2012

Draking Your Josh

This figure of speech grew popular at El Molino High School. A not-well-known way of saying, "You're pulling my leg." Originated from the saying "I'm just joshing you." Named lovingly for the Nickelodeon show "Drake and Josh." Also makes sense, since Drake always got Josh into horrible situations.

"Dude, my mom just died."
"Nuh uh? Let me buy you icecream."

-After icecream-

"So, anyway, my mom isn't really dead, man. I was totally draking your josh."

by LaReinadelasPalabras April 13, 2010

Josh

Someone who looks like they smell bad

that "josh" over there really looks like someone who could use some deoderant

by Scroatty McBoogerballs October 20, 2011

joshicus

(n.) Used in place of swear words.

You Joshicus-head!

Jesus! That smells like Joshicus!

by Rune User 91 November 24, 2006

Josh

A weasel like person who will always put his own sexual needs above the needs of others, regardless of friendship status. Often associated with the 'Watson affect'; in which one will fancy the same girl as one of their friends has just started dating.

"he pulled a josh on me and screwed me over big time" & "looking at these three people we can clearly see the Watson affect in action, with one of the males chasing the others' woman".

by AbCdEf November 23, 2013

Josh

A fat bastard who usually can't touch or see his toes

What a fucking josh or the Kung fu panda was a bit of a josh

by Seallover67 November 14, 2016