federal jake

A federal Jake refers to a jokster who always makes you laugh because they are stupid dumb.

Lol, Stiles you a federal Jake.

by Federal Jake February 12, 2018

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jake gyllenhaal

The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.

Jake Gyllenhaal is way sexier than any other guy in the world!

by Im flipping awesome October 14, 2005

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Jake Pauler

a disgrace to this country; subscribers of Jacob Paul

(gasp) you 're a Jake Pauler!

by Ellxception January 17, 2018

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jakeify

To make something un-necessarily complex, convoluted or perplexing.

He is going to jakeify that router.

by Andrew June 17, 2006

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Some tall guy who will generally annoy the hell out of you 24/7 but for some reason you still hang out with him. Also his beard is a lie.
He looks like an ant and has very dark arm hair, a very pronounced adam's apple, a greasy face, is generally very fond of men, is lanky, has a reseeding hair line, and is the devils spawn.

Alyson: god I don't know why I keep hanging out with Jake Page.....

Marissa: Ya me either......

Alyson: yup..... Also his beard is SUCH a lie !!!

Marissa: he reminds me of an ant!

by A150n November 28, 2011

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