The act of excreting feces out of one's anus into a jack o' lantern / normal pumpkin belonging to an innocent person.
1. That house was totally stinky jacked on halloween
2. Oh my they stincky jacked my house, it smells horrible
2. Oh my they stincky jacked my house, it smells horrible
by Dino Susan October 31, 2009
Get the Stinky Jackmug. Jack Roller: in nineteenth and early Twentieth Century America a Jack Roller was a guy who hung around the skid row sections of big cities and robbed those unwise enough to get visibly drunk by beating them up and stealing their valuables. He "rolled drunks," and was called a Jack Roller. A Jack Roller's crime is also called, "Strong-arm robbery." Jack Roller is an old term still used on San Francisco's and Seattle's waterfront.
"He's a low-life," the bouncer said to the bartender in a waterfront saloon. "He's a jack roller. He beat up an old guy pretty bad last week, just to steal a couple of dollars from him."
by Jay Magoo January 2, 2012
Get the jack rollermug. A character played by Leonardo DiCaprio. He is the male lead in Titanic and is named after the jackdaw, for his purity, cleverness, and courage. Due to his selflessness, Rose falls in love with him and chooses him over Cal.
by frabrizio June 7, 2018
Get the Jack Dawsonmug. by TCourtzone January 19, 2008
Get the jacking the beanstalkmug. Penetrating a partner from behind (anally or vaginally) and reaching around to manually stimulate their genitals while watching a Jack Reacher movie.
by megapeg November 16, 2018
Get the Jack Reacharoundmug. n. A mixed drink, well suited for hot summer nights. Essentially, this drink is a Whiskey Sour made with Jack Daniels, with a splash of Drambuie for a hint of honey, and a splash of Grenadine for a nice rosy color. Very tasty!
Ingredients:
2 tblsp Jack Daniels
1 tblsp Drambuie
1 dash Grenadine
1/4 cup Sweet and sour mix
1/4 cup Orange juice
Mixing instructions:
Combine all ingredients over ice in a glass.
Ingredients:
2 tblsp Jack Daniels
1 tblsp Drambuie
1 dash Grenadine
1/4 cup Sweet and sour mix
1/4 cup Orange juice
Mixing instructions:
Combine all ingredients over ice in a glass.
by Dan Weyandt December 31, 2007
Get the Jack Frostmug. a lawyer who defends kids in murder cases by claiming that video games brainwashed them into doing it. Where do I start with this one?
-His license to practice law in Alabama has been revoked.
-He had several gamepolitics.com accounts, all of which were banned.
-He claims that the original Doom trained the Columbine shooters, and that Halo trained the D.C. sniper attacks, both of which statements are outrageously ridiculous when you consider how realistic those games are (I'm referring to gameplay, not graphics).
-Every email reply he sends is always something like:
"piss off you little queerbag" or "your favorite industry has been exposed on 60 minutes you fagtard" (with that same punctuation and capitalization).
-He hasn't won a single court case with his position. Where the hell does he get his money from?
-His license to practice law in Alabama has been revoked.
-He had several gamepolitics.com accounts, all of which were banned.
-He claims that the original Doom trained the Columbine shooters, and that Halo trained the D.C. sniper attacks, both of which statements are outrageously ridiculous when you consider how realistic those games are (I'm referring to gameplay, not graphics).
-Every email reply he sends is always something like:
"piss off you little queerbag" or "your favorite industry has been exposed on 60 minutes you fagtard" (with that same punctuation and capitalization).
-He hasn't won a single court case with his position. Where the hell does he get his money from?
by SPARTAN 117 November 11, 2008
Get the Jack Thompsonmug.