muddy shoes

When a girl is sleeping, you come over to her house and shit in her shoes so that when she wakes up and puts them on, she'll have muddy shoes.

"ahhhhhh girvinvanstrangel, i've got muddy shoes

by mike solok November 10, 2006

horse shoe

When doing a dirty partner in Public lavatory. You'll be wearing a condom so you pull out, do lap around toilet seat and put it back in.

Bobby gave Jill herpes after doing horse shoe in local bar washroom.

by liquidswords81 December 12, 2013

muffin shoes

those shoes that when wet or even when not wet, make a sound similar to as if they have muffins lining their shoes.

Damn son, Ari's shoes are so soggy, those are definitely some muffin shoes.

by the dudeee March 02, 2007

monkey shoe

v.) when a monkey puts a horseshoe on a donkey

that chick can monkey shoe. she has a donkey.

by Marc randall III January 07, 2008

new shoes

From the squeeking noise often emitted from a new pair of shoes, a term for breaking wind.

Ethel: 'What was that?'
Tarquin: 'Sorry dear, you'd better hold your nose - that was my new shoes'

by Shaggy April 19, 2005

White Shoes

Someone who is or trys to be slick like a salesman (car or other) tries to basically pull the whool over others eye's Act's sort of too cool for school.

We went to Yuba City to play PS2 and low and behold there was Mikey acting all "White Shoes" on us.

by -cM December 14, 2007

Eating shoe

When a man eats out a fat pussy that is the same size and smell of a shoe.

1. I ate that fat bitch out, it was like eating shoe.

2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.

by jkingintheshower October 16, 2009