mom itch

A Pacific Northwest origin, this term describes middle age ladies who have been so antisocial that they have developed a rash over their back and buttox.

At first I thought she had herpes, but it was all over. So it must have been the mom itch

by Rowtide May 20, 2019

Gitch Itch

Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.

If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.

by Angus McCracken February 23, 2020

hooter itch

That itch when you're watching porn

John: *watches porn*
Bob: How's your hooter itch?

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Pandemic itch

The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).

Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.

by HoneyDre September 16, 2020

Darien Itchrich

Do the world a favor and throw him in a sink hole.

Person: Darien Itchrich follow me.
Darien:"falls in sink hole"

by JacksonBigGock October 29, 2020

D'itch

Insult. Pronounced "Ditch" as in roadside trench

Used in substitution when calling a male a little bitch.

Person A: You D'itch!
Person B: Fuck you man!

by 420Wolfe May 18, 2021

Perma-Itch

Perma-Itch. When your pet gets stuck in a permanent loop between being itchy and scratched. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scrat...

Brix is stuck in a perma-itch again. Needs his flee medicine.

by BrixieBoi October 29, 2021