by dj gs68 October 23, 2003
by Sub.jpg October 21, 2019
A term that says you need 5 more minutes for something, is expected to be 1 minute from others, turns out to be 30 minutes.
Mom: Get up! You'll be late!!!
Me: ...just five more minutes
Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!
Me: ...just five more minutes
Mom: You said that a fucking hour ago, get up!
by TheManInTheChickenCostume July 13, 2020
1. A common phrase uttered by guys suffering from premature ejaculation when referring to how long they would last during sex
2. Used to persuade a busy girl to have sex
3. Said to lighten the mood before an intimate encounter
2. Used to persuade a busy girl to have sex
3. Said to lighten the mood before an intimate encounter
Doctor, I have a problem. During sex I last 2 minutes, maybe 4.
He told me he would last 2 minutes, maybe 4. A minute and a half later, I realized he wasn't joking
He told me he would last 2 minutes, maybe 4. A minute and a half later, I realized he wasn't joking
by djsizzle May 31, 2009
The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
by ~*k!LLa*K*~ March 01, 2016
When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023