The Dirty Hobo

The dirty hobo is when you are taking a shit on the toilet, then put your non dominate hand under a buttcheek until numb, then you masterbate with that same hand.

Created by Josh Romney and co-creator Jacob Romney.

Dude you’ve gotta try the dirty hobo it’s a game changer

by The Dirty Hobo July 24, 2021

hobo

a combination of the words homeless and bum to make one general term

sweatdog on 9th avenue is a hobo

by thomas December 21, 2004

Hobosexual

one who is homosexually attracted to homeless people.
Popularized in the Druid Pryde song "Hobosexual"

you can find em in the shelters
you can find em in the streets
you can find em in my bedroom
under my sheets

hobo
hobosexual
hobo
hobosexual

by Jake verb November 27, 2006

hobo

A term for a homeless man who wanders the railroad tracks and lives on the street. There were many of them in the first half of the 20th century, but now they are scarce. Hobos are also known as bums or tramps and can be beggers.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Hobo-Hole

A spot in the ground when walking through a field with tall grass that when stepped on causes you to sink. This is caused when homeless people sleep in that spot frequently making the ground indent around their body structure

Guy 1: Whoa man watch out!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: You really gotta watch those hobo-holes they like to pull you down into the abyss
Guy 2: Wow I'll make sure I do that

by Semikyle June 10, 2009

Hobo sexual

Someone who has sexual relations with a hobo.

quit being a hobo sexual

by Wordman on the track March 22, 2010

Internet Hobo

A person who regularly bums around on the internet with no real goal or purpose.

A typical troll could fit into this category, however they would be the kind of hobo that's always asking for money at the shops.

Darcy: "Oi man, whatya up to?"

Me: "Not a lot. Just being an Internet Hobo."

James: "Did you talk to Jake last night?"

Darcy: "Yeah, he was just Net Bumming."

by IckBinEinPirate July 24, 2011