Donut Holder

(n.) A cop's penis.

Girl 1: Why do cops love donuts so much?
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

holding it in

Holding in a piss or a shit, often on a road trip. A necessary life skill.

Jeff was holding it in on the bus ride; he really had to piss!

by ffffffffff November 15, 2006

holding it up the ass

When you have a big turd hanging around your anus, but you refuse to let it out.

Billy was holding it up the ass in class today.

by Nytesdawn October 8, 2012

holdstation

Most popular internet hip hop radio station.The best HD Hip-Hop and Dance music radio.

Hold your music man!

yo g i'm on holdstation.

aye, put on holdstation!

by goon-stunna5 December 22, 2010

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

by You will not win today July 22, 2011

Holdo

noun: (plural holdos)

a person wearing clothes unfit for the job.

verb: (holdo, holdoing; past holdoed | holdoed | ; past participle holdoed)

Be improperly dressed, emphasis on the dress.

"Hey, Herman, quit holdoing in those heals and get your safety boots on!"

by scum and villany February 1, 2018

Holding the Mic

When a group of people are smoking weed and one person gets the bowl. This person simply holds it and chit chats for five minutes instead of smoking it and passing it.

Hey Andrea! Shut up, smoke that weed, and pass it..you are holding the mic!

by Joegie May 20, 2008