A session of intense "edging" that ultimately results in the person pleasuring themselves bearing the facial expressions of/looking like a 'goon', a ridiculous person, a fool, a human manifestation of a comedy of errors. The person's mind will be so overcome with euphoria from the edging that their facial expressions will fluctuate between a range of goofy and downright ridiculous. They probably will not be able to communicate with you beyond grunting like a wild ape.
by AIU December 5, 2023
Get the Gooningmug. 
Psycho-Gooning is a variant of gooning, where beforehand you overdose on anti-depressants to forcibly induce a schizophrenic meltdown.
You might be physically and mentally prepared to bring yourself to the peak of your drugged euphoria, but imagine starting your Psycho-Gooning session and seeing your sleep paralysis demon watching you in the closet. There are two outcomes here:
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.
by Maulmemes March 7, 2024
Get the Psycho-Gooningmug. “I looked in the mirror immediately after beating my shit raw to femboys and damn I looked amazing, that’s that post goon glow”
by CloudBax November 16, 2025
Get the Post Goon Glowmug. Flicker gooning is a type of gooning/edging where you masturbate so insanely fast it leaves an after image.
by itwasntmilk May 26, 2024
Get the flicker gooningmug. The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one’s penuts and achieves the mind of one’s into a euphoria like state and unlocks all the chakras bringing the gooner into an astral state.
Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique
Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique
Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful
by PuggusDaBest September 2, 2024
Get the Flicker Gooningmug. Another word for goon cave.
Johnny spent ALL DAY gooning in his goon cocoon.
I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.
I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.
by OilySaltine February 9, 2024
Get the Goon Cocoonmug.