straight goon 

to be intimidating, scary, the baddest motherfucker around

faggot: hey look at jeremiah over there hes a straight goon

beast: yea shut the fuck up pussy

straight goon by king goon December 3, 2010

spoon goon 

noun, a man, usually intoxicated who will spoon with the ugliest women or men in the world

billy spooned with that ugly ass monkeyho last night, hes such a spoon goon!

spoon goon by dick chesse December 18, 2008

booty goon

a booty goon is a man who is feening for cheeks and will get it no matter what

i was walking down the street then someone tried to pull my pants down and i saw 3 booty goons

booty goon by anonymous August 23, 2022

FAKE-FILLIN-IT/GOON 

Being fake/ Lying/ Acting Wat You Not/ A Sucka

"Nigga you a goon."

FAKE-FILLIN-IT/GOON by DRU SOURCE June 14, 2005

airsoft goon 

A person who enjoys pretending to be in the army by playing airsoft. They are often a massive goon and enjoy putting their guns up their battys.

Max enjoys pretending to be in the army, therefore he is an airsoft goon. He also has homosexual tendencys and enjoys putting his gun up his batty.

airsoft goon by TJWE March 29, 2009

titted goon 

A very annoying bitchy woman (sometimes with an extra large or vast nose) who has a goony nature or look.

WOW! Who would have mushroom stamped that titted goon!

titted goon by Mike Ainsel September 9, 2006

Keg Goon 

At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.

"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."

friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."

Keg Goon by morningwood0023 December 7, 2009