goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

goob gobler

is a person who will stare at any women's breast at any given time... and begin to drewl.....

you must stare at the titt....

you must drewl over the titt...

and most important you must make a life style of this habitt and always do it where ever you go.... so goob over ever boob you gobler...... solo

Aaron is such a "goob gobler".... look at him drewl, while staring at all these titts.....

by Wodie-son-ya-ma-shima July 6, 2011

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

gobbstopper

the action of fucking a girl in her pussy while in the missionary position and placing both of your balls in her ass and continue to fuck her!

while mike was fucking in the missionary position he gave me the gobbstopper and i loved it!

by herms0001 August 5, 2012

goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Goob

goo•b Noun

Definition:

1. An endearing pet name for someone close.

2. A less juvenile term than Goober for someone who is silly, or a goofball.

Origin: Goob is derived from the slang word Goober.

"You are such a Goob. I love you!"

by tattedfairy October 22, 2014

goobend

To act or look like an idiot.

Don't be such a goobend!

by redboots1 May 27, 2014