goobie graber

A large hook or stick that is used to latch on to ones scrotum and cause extreme pain. Used in torture situacions

That little mutha fucka just got me with dat little fuckin goobie graber

by Shitty McShit April 1, 2005

goober

1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.

2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.

3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.

Pass me some goobers!

Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!

My friend Eric is a total goober!

by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004

goober

a austrailian man that enjoys sticking peaunuts up another mans behind

"hey u are a goober"

by Elisha_demonti August 4, 2007

Goober

Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.

That Cormac lad calls himself Leej-dog, that absolute Goober.

by absoledgebag November 23, 2011

goober

What happened to my sister one day..often followed by a short sporadic jolt of the body a small snort and some drool, Also called dry sex or wimpy sex.

The mood was tense in the room with the TV flickering in the background...Larry lay fully clothed on Sam trying desperately to get her into the mood, failing this Larry desided to rub himself on Sam like a dog on heat, jolted then drooled then fell asleep...

SAM: "EWWWw did u just GOOBER on me???""

by korbo October 11, 2006

goobersmoocher

makin yourself look like someone from the homosexual community.

allen is such a goobersmoocher

by homelesshomey April 3, 2004

Goober

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.

Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.

I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!

Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!

He just ate the garnish--what a goober!

That goober just pissed his pants!

by thedzone September 23, 2009