Goat kicker

One who kicks goats.

Danny is a goat kicker.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie April 10, 2015

Goalie mask

Jizzing on a womans face in such a way that the ropes of jizz mimic the pattern of a goalie mask

Cara looked like John Vanbiesbrouck after 10 minutes in the bathroom with darr en. Gave ger that goalie mask

by Suggers March 21, 2016

Goat kisser

A term used to offend someone

BILLY- I told the teacher that you stole her lip plumper!

SALLY- OMG! I hate you! You little goat kisser!

by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017

goat bait

Making people become your friend because you have goats and then you you get rid of the goats.

Steph: I only because friends with you had had goats but then you got rid of them.
Jon: I'm telling ya I'm goat bait!

by Dat_cracker_Jon March 14, 2017

goatscream

The sound a bitch makes when you enter her butthole as a surprise.

I just stuck it in and my girl goatscreamed soooooo hard.

by Bringer. Zone August 11, 2017

goaten

When one eats things a goat might eat, other than food. An example of "goaten" would be a baby eating tissue paper, baby wipes, cigarettes, dog food, etc.

" Please stop goaten! " I said , as she was chewing up a baby wipe she somehow managed to get ahold of, again.

by Cyberhog November 28, 2017

Goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

Gordon Shumway is Shocked if he sees Goatse.
Ruby imagines Bob Shumway took his blue Hawaiian shirt off and Doing the goatse.
Thomas freaked out about goatse

by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018