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grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
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Grandma's bubbles

*washes hands and plays with the bubbles in the sink* Grandma's bubbles
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 2, 2024
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Grandma McFlurry

When three or more sperm donors ejaculate into the Urn of a deceased grandma.
Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.
by Gelly7 June 2, 2024
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Grandmas McFlurry

The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.
Yo bro remember Lews grandma from the club? I totally gave her a Grandmas McFlurry last night!
by ryangilflover June 4, 2024
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grandma ureta

Fraser's grandma. When he sticks a pencil up his ureta; she transforms into super ureta!

Avid kaka eater. MAAAACK MAAAACK MAAAAACKAKAKAKAKAKAKkA
hey gam gam grandma ureta may i have a cookie?

gramma URETHRRA: no. eat kaka instead.

*flicks cheed in her eyes*

urenus brutus grandcheed kakazoid deepvoicetus munglo uretata: *uretes everywhere*
by Brutus the Indifferent September 26, 2024
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grandma

Parent's mother.
Grandma.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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grandma kickflip

Your grandma or someone else's grandma does an awesome kickflip on a skateboard.
Oh wow, how does your grandma kickflip that well?
by voidyfizz December 16, 2024
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