Crack Katalysator

Something used to speed up the use of crack.

Yo dawg, this shit is not working. Let's get the Crack Katalysator to speed things up!

by dizzyh April 14, 2004

Crack Dog

Dog under the influence of drugs...Most likly CRACK Maybe Uses as a nickname in times of neglect.

Hey Lucky you goddamn crack dog get over here!!

by Jason Rimmer July 16, 2006

bitch on crack

anything/anyone that is messed up, doesn't work properly, etc.

My computer is being a bitch on crack. It keeps freezing up on me.

by Supreme Goddess Emily December 30, 2007

cracked actor

when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man

I really feel like an cracked actor lately

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 07, 2019

crud crack

any crack or orifice that contains stincky body crud. such as toenail crud, bum crud, or poon crud

man that chick must have over 400 crud cracks.

by thoth-amon February 16, 2009

Crack Sample

Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!

Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!

CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!

Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!

Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!

Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!

Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!

by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013

Crack rocket

A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.

Ramon just flew by on his crack rocket again!

by TitoNito October 10, 2019