fasturbation

Competitive Speed Wanking

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

go-faster's

Term which originated in the military in reference to running shoes.

You little shits better find some go-faster's or I will PT you til you fucking die.

by B. Pietsch February 3, 2008

Fasting

Fasting for one day is not physically or mentally unbearable or unendurable, and doesn't cause major health problems for most people, which is why most major religions include fasting as part of their seasonal duties.

The guy/girl was feeling weak after one day of fasting. Fasting for one day is not unbearable, just about anybody, if not anybody can do it. Some people would be glad if fasting was something they did by choice instead of because they have nothing to eat.

by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021

Fasturbation

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.

Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...

by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011

fastaurant

A public eatery, quite often a national chain, which does not typically have a drive thru nor does it have waitstaff. In other words, it is not "fast food", but also not a dine-in "restaurant".

Subway is a fastaurant.

by Alex J. MacGregor July 27, 2007

fastnbulbous

Fastnbulbous is a term meaning to do something out of its usual time or an item in a place that you do not expect to see it.

When I got home from work I decided to have a bowl of cereal, fastnbulbous of me I know, but I was hungrey.

OR

In a fastnboulbous event today Mick Jagger was spotted on the 11c bus in birmingham using his OAP travel card.

by Phillip Beale April 20, 2008

fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.

Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!

by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019