The situation where an individual displays pictures of themselves online that do not reflect their actual appearance.
This often occurs when the individual manages what pictures others can see.
This often occurs when the individual manages what pictures others can see.
"Wow, that girl is hot!" (looking at pictures online)
"WTF, you're hideous?! (meeting face-to-face)
Clearly, this is an example of the facebook effect.
"WTF, you're hideous?! (meeting face-to-face)
Clearly, this is an example of the facebook effect.
by Jaffar321 November 29, 2009
A developmental disorder that alters the intentions of social interaction of an individual characterized by impaired social norms. Normal language and cognitive executions are altered in such a way to represent "status." This status is intended to be represented to others and takes priority over personal preferences or choices.
Side effects include; heightened unwarranted interest in other peoples lifestyles as well as intense publication of otherwise private or unsubstantial personal information.
Side effects include; heightened unwarranted interest in other peoples lifestyles as well as intense publication of otherwise private or unsubstantial personal information.
That girl only cares about what her next status update will be; really I dont care that your "drinking a mojito on the sundeck." She needs to find a cure for her Facebook Syndrome!
by Kgrone August 17, 2010
is a guy who constantly changes his Facebook status, usually via cell or an application like Twitter. This is usually in a self-deluded attempt to convince himself that people care what he is doing at all times.
Some common characteristics of many Facebook Tools' profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, "rocking out," etc
-favorite music is often classic rock, light rock, or "anything but country"
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. If in a frat, this is the hand gesture associated with the frat.
Some common characteristics of many Facebook Tools' profiles:
-interests may include a specific light beer, gaming, "rocking out," etc
-favorite music is often classic rock, light rock, or "anything but country"
-his photos often include ridiculous hand gestures as his signature. If in a frat, this is the hand gesture associated with the frat.
"Gah, I can't look at my newsfeed without <Enter facebook tool's name> popping up with another status change! Who cares that he went to Starbucks for the 4th time today?"
OR:
Said to self: "Oh, really, <Enter facebook tool's name>, you don't feel good after a night of heavy drinking? Who knew???"
OR:
Said to self: "Oh, really, <Enter facebook tool's name>, you don't feel good after a night of heavy drinking? Who knew???"
by toolhaters September 23, 2008
Everyone gonna feel the need to say sum'n but can't speak up whenever you face em thats what you call a facebook gangster
by E White & RichieT August 18, 2011
Noun, singular. Refers to a Facebook account holder who has zero tolerance for wall posts unrelated to their own career goals.
Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Self-advertising is a way of life for FCs, who routinely post links to crappy products that they sell on external websites.
Yeah, he's a real Facebook Careerist. Only interested in selling cozy toilet seat covers these days. Says it's going to make him rich.
by Gladys Fingerhut June 15, 2011
It's your birthday and everyone writes on your wall. Even people you never talk to or met on some kind of trip.
1. Today was my birthday and I got many birthday wishes, even from some ninth grader who I've only spoken to once.
2. (It's your Facebook Birthday) Tim Flarigan: Happy Birthday!
You: Who the f*** are you?!?!?
2. (It's your Facebook Birthday) Tim Flarigan: Happy Birthday!
You: Who the f*** are you?!?!?
by 00Hes February 06, 2010
by KiraLunar April 30, 2010