floor burrito

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.

man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

Floor Ketchup

1. Ketchup...that is on the floor

2. When one sees blood on the floor and believes it is the first definition of floor ketchup. (The "Floor Ketchup" is the blood on the floor.)

Little Robby was really hungry that day so he got a hot dog and smeared it with Floor Ketchup...it wasn't ketchup.

by Michael Who? February 27, 2009

floordrobe

when you've either run out of room in your actual wardrobe, or you're just too lazy to put your clothes in a chest of draws, and they just lye on your floor.

Sure I'd love to come out tonight, let me pick something to wear from my floordrobe

by smithers_x July 2, 2009

Flooed

The state of being when under the influence of hard drugs.
Similar to fubar

Last night at that party, i was so flooed.

by Pah'trici'ah March 2, 2010

flooper my pooper

To have anal sex

Do you wanna flooper my pooper?

by BJCC June 21, 2010

floobnarf

a beast word made up by an awesome chick. used to replace another word.

dude that jello is so floobnarf

by jealous of floobnarf October 26, 2010

Floopadoop

A liquid-composed stool that seeps from the anal area into one's underwear after an attempt to fart or a heavy laugh takes a turn for the worst. Diarrhea chunks, stool discoloration, and blood seepage may or may not be present, but public embarrassment is always guaranteed.

Trema: "Dude, what's that smell?"

Nerrick: "Um... I had to fart and floopadooped..."

by BlacKnight104 January 11, 2012