flexamcated

To flex so hard you pee

Man i just flexamcated

by sockmonkey January 24, 2008

flexi-theist

People who swing between religious beliefs and/or atheism.

A: Wait, you're going to a Hindu mass? I thought you were Evangelical?

B: Yea, I go to both - I'm a flexi-theist!

by Shannning January 11, 2010

flexed out

When you have sex with a girl and she is left wore out spread eaglet

That girl was fine, i left her ass bucky naked and flexed out

by ulubme April 12, 2014

flexting

The act of flirting through text. It also can be described as a man impressing his lady friend by metaphorically flexing his biceps and quads through text.

1. "I met Jane last night and once I got home I couldn't but to start flexting."
2. "... Jane was then wooed by John's strategic flext."

by gjakej January 29, 2015

Flexercise

(Verb) The action of *flexing one's *ice while performing physical exertion

*flexing=to show off something

*ice=expensive apparel/accessories

Jenna: OMG look at Joe's new shirt
May: It's hard not to, he won't do anything but flexercise.

by iwritethings12 February 13, 2018

flEXing

when you flex on your ex

My ex dumped me, but I'm now rich, so I spend all day flEXing

by Jose el Culero y el padre May 6, 2018

flextion

flextion /flɛksʃən/ n. 1. A question which is intended to demonstrate knowledge, rather than to request it. (See flex, question)

John summarized the whole lecture via a flextion at the end of class! What a flex?!

by jxxd2000 December 17, 2019