Facsiliator

A person who helps or asks or compels you to repeat what you have already done.

I often forget what I have done. I need to hire a facsiliator to check up on my ass.

by Big Stevie P February 19, 2009

facespooked

that sudden shock when an old friend (or enemy) from your past finds you on Facebook

my 25th hs reunion is coming up...seems i'm facespooked daily.

by lyricmyoos February 24, 2009

Facesurfing

The act of going through pictures on dating applications on facebook.

I found that really hot chick while facesurfing on Are you Interested!

by swamimetalananda March 1, 2009

Factamundo

A word that directly relates to the word 'fact'. However due to the insurgence of latinos, they have began to use the term factamundo, separating them selves from the Spanish who say: 'Factamento'

Factamundo: Bruce Willis is not balding...

by awsome-0- November 3, 2009

facesquatted

A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.

I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.

by busterboner November 27, 2009

facesmack

When someone attempts to belittle or humiliate a particular person or Facebook friend by updating his Facebook status. This person purposely avoids using the victim's name, but describes him or her in such a way that all mutual friends will immediately know who it is.

(in a status update)

John: wishes that all red-headed Poly-Sci majors who work at a certain law firm would stop facestalking me and get a life.

Later...
Mary: Did you see John's status update today?
Mark: Yeah, he was totally talking about Jenny! Who else do we know with red hair who works at a law firm?
Mary: I know, he so facesmacked her!

by a.ann February 9, 2010

facestalking

n. The act of stalking someone on facebook. Though has been known to backfire thanks to apps like top stalker, it has been useful for lazy stalkers to keep up on their favorite targets.

Dude, this chick in my photography class has no idea I'm facestalking her.

by Number13 September 20, 2010