evertonian

A terrible abomination of a scouser. Supports the bluenosed everscum.

The muppet evertonian actually thought his team was not going to be relegated under their inbred manc leader phil "I bring the flies in" neville.

by David the Red July 20, 2008

Evanthia

Acts like a retarded person. MOstly Greek or Scottish. Usually spotted on walks whom is a chubby chaser. Can be seen around Brookside bewteen the hours of 9pm-5am. Hella sexy though.

You're such a fucking evanthia.

by Richlard January 6, 2008

what even is

A way to express confusion over a situation or an object... can be followed by the thing that is confusing, or just said by itself, usually with "this" at the end.

Mom: What even is this, Jacob? -points to line of powder on his desk.
or
Madison: What the fuck Alex? You're cheating on me?!?!? What even is this?!?!?

by shadypalmtree April 27, 2016

not even gay

a saying used after seeing something that is obviously gay

A: Hey did you see Jeff wipe the mayonnaise from Bills face?
B: Yeah, thats not even gay

by alonso cordova December 10, 2007

dont even

a phrase which might be stated when someone hints or suggests something that another person finds either incorrect or doesnt want revealed.

male: you know you want to give it to me
female: dont even

by Just Me December 4, 2003

Everton

1.) "El Small Club, No?"
2.) Football Team From Liverpool, who call themselves the people's club but are planning on moving away from Liverpool to Tesco in Kirby.
3.) "Liverpool peoples club", and they're not called liverpool...
4.) They don't care what the red shite say. Of course, thats why they wrote a song about it.

1.) Kopite: "Were in the Champions League!"
Blue Shite: "UEFA cupps betta larr"

2.) Kopite: Eee Mate you got beat 2-1 by Runcorn linnets!
Evertonian: GERRARD'S BABY'S NORREVENIS

by Jord Wilson October 17, 2008

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!

Robert Pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. It was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. Many Twilight fans who are *~true~* fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.

Real TwiHard 1: Hey, guess what? IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
Real TwiHard 2: OMG! Ha!
Fake Fan: What? I was too busy idolizing Edward because he's perfect. He's not flawed at all and I want to marry him and I can't wait until New Moon to find out what happens next!
TwiHard 1 & 2: ... >.<

by Fan Since 2007 June 30, 2009