Shit-eating grin

A stupid grin that makes you look so clueless that you enjoy eating shit on a daily basis without realising you're a complete putz.

People who call tech support don't even try to learn the basics of using a computer. I picture them sitting at their desk with a shit-eating grin, then headbutting the screen.

by Mikes_arse August 19, 2006

eating her pizza

When a dog licks a girls vagina while a chicken plucks her nipple and a guy kisses her mouth.

Dude. I was eating her pizza last night and I think the chicken plucked her nipple off. The dog had fun tho.

by Ydinlydnaneb June 27, 2017

Eating Beans

Another way of saying jerking off

Friend: Hey bro, hop on ps4
Me: I’ll get on in a bit I’m eating beans rn.

by AniboioK November 14, 2018

boner-eating shitwad

shitwad= an asshole

boner-eater= a fag or queer or an asshole

boner-eating shitwad= an asshole queer or a double asshole; asshole 2 the max; queer-hole

ryan is a boner-eating shitwad

by speshul_K September 10, 2005

eating while black

When black persons do some ordinary activity like having a meal, it may set an unconsciously or consciously racist while person into a rage.

When eating while black the woman rushed to finish her lunch on a five-minute break, she immediately became investigated when her activities were exposed by an outraged white informant in a twitter storm.

by mlhiss May 13, 2019

Eating Bark

It’s like life, it tastes like dirt.

My life is like eating bark.

by MasterArrowHead October 9, 2019

that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle

a person who loves spying on people, usually in the gym. this person also loves eating pickles because pickles "sounds funny" and is salty just like when that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle plays video game like overwatch, he always blames the healer for not healing him and always screams when he dies

why is that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle spying on me

by gyfytfdtytyguybuugfdrdsre April 25, 2017