How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. by Frost black ice April 22, 2024
Get the Darn easymug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Particularly Easy, particUularly eaUsy, particularlY easY<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
When one of your mates is doing a really good job of taking it easy. Usually a reference to a guy with a beer in hand, most likely wearing speedos and possibly also a turtle hat.
by Uncy Bizz July 21, 2021
Get the Tukkin it easymug. When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.
Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie
by MinivanMafiaMan January 17, 2022
Get the Easy Eddiemug. "Hey Brittany, you want some chocolate covered espresso beans? Hell no! Last time I ate some of those easy outs I sharted my pants on the way to a client meeting"
by phillyaaron September 10, 2016
Get the easy outsmug.