ELMER

Every Lousy Male Extremely Repulsive

Elmer is a pillar of the community because he is a town elder who would ‘give you the shirt off his back’ if you needed one even though you might feel obligated to suck his big dick in appreciation. He is really sociopathic and arrogant too because he thinks he is immune from prosecution because his membership in the Masonic Lodge makes that so.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

shit gets real when its the emergency frog situation

Matt: EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Person 2: WHERE THIS IS SERIOUS HELPPPP *runs*
Person 3: *runs, stumbles and dies*
Person 4: *has a bust-session*

by garysmattressinc March 25, 2024

Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

Emerald tablets of thoth

Sounds and awful lot like my thing don't it?

Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Egertonitis

A crippling disease that affects Egerton Arms A players both mentally and physically. When a player sees the finishing line, he farts so much so that he follows through. Sufferers shake like shitting dogs before ultimately missing a finish that a blind man on a galloping horse would get.

Fuck me what a bottle job, he must have Egertonitis!

by Unluckkyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2024

edmerei

Edmerei means girls who are always so sweet and have such a positive energy. You can tell that when ever they're around someone the person is so happy to be in their presence! They are literally the sun as a person and have such a genuine and bright smile. They talk to people so easily and are so friendly and kind to everyone they meet. A girl named edmerei is sure to lighten up a room just by walking in.

Person 1: Ugh I wish someone like edmerei was here

Person 2: dont worry they are coming at 12!

by SuperTyper January 6, 2025

Elmer

Elmer, aka the best boyfriend ever will basically just be the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet.

He’s nice, SMART AS HELL, cute and handsome AND WILL FUCK YOU SO GOOD MNMGHFNMMMMF

- God I met this guy, he’s so perfect!
- Is his name Elmer?
- No..?
- THEN DUMP HIM AND FIND YOURSELF AN ELMER

by mybootyjigglestoomuch January 15, 2025