EGMer

Someone who frequents the EGM message board at www.gamers.com. Sometimes unintelligent.

Go back to worshiping Milkman you worthless EGMer.

by steffinb January 27, 2003

emerald splash

can't be deflected

Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

by name that won't offend anyone August 11, 2019

emergency induction port

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food

Paimon

"Paimon is emergency food."

by S.I.S October 10, 2020

Emerald Triangle

An area in Northern California that consists of Mendocino, Humbolt and Trinity counties, that is THE PRIMO area for growing Marijuana.

It grows like a weed here, especially outdoors, because the climate is PERFECT for it.

The Emerald Triangle is the place to grow weed. Wine is also a huge crop in this area. We are just counties full of "Joy".

by Mendocino Grown Stoner chick April 16, 2009

coach eggert

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

by sean the indian November 28, 2012

John Egbert

Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.

Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?

by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011