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Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
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Democranozzle

The Democrat version of a Douchenozzle. Similar in fact to the world renown "Eurotrash".
Someone who is so unsatisfied with their pitiful life, they need to take it out on the people who do better in life by hard work and persistence.
Dude: Hey look at Amy Schumer burn a flag while shitting on a Donal d poster!
Dudette: Honey, look at the source, she's a Democranozzle, like her Eurotrash cousins!!
by Laika 2 November 14, 2016
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Decorated my situation

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!
by Jenasis September 22, 2017
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Demeciate

The term of demeciation is all about creating your own meaning of what demeciate means, though it has a twist that it means what ever you it to mean; you have to have people keep guessing what you mean. It has the possibility of meaning anything you wish it to mean as long as it comes with the word fuck.
I'm so fucken demeciated right now off this good kush and alcohol that I would love to demeciate every woman and man in this nation.
by roycrash7 November 6, 2018
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Decorate the baby's room

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.
My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.
by leon von oren February 26, 2019
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Democracy

(Australia) a system of govt in which imbeciles are elected to office by citizens distracted by the intoxicating aroma of a sausage sizzle.
Hey Bazza , lets go vote and get us a democracy sausage
by Goprojoro May 18, 2019
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Democracy Prep Endurance

An elite college preparatory charter school in Harlem. It goes from grades 6th-8th. The school challenges and encourages students academically to go to college and change the world.
I go to Democracy Prep Endurance, One of the best Democracy Prep middle schools in New York City.
by RestyH-D September 12, 2019
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