When you write a definition while being under extreme emotional distress in which the definition will end up sounding crazy and/or illogical
Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition
Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.
example
Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you
(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)
Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.
example
Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you
(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)
by Dubiks January 7, 2019
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You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work
You can't hate names, but you can define them in a good way, like 'Paul is a sex god and will beat up any bullies'. Like if moderators don't already have a lot of work
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Get the Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. mug.Scott: Julian is looking mad cute right now
Ashwin: I bet he is
Jacob: fuck em
Julian: Nooo that’s not it
Ashwin: this is definitely it chief
Ashwin: I bet he is
Jacob: fuck em
Julian: Nooo that’s not it
Ashwin: this is definitely it chief
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Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,
and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.
The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.
This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?
Rule 1: You are playing The Game.
You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,
and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose.
Loss is temporary; as soon as you forget about The Game you stop losing.
The objective of The Game is to forget that it exists. Good luck.
Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced.
Every time you think about The Game, and hence lose, you must say so.
This is the only rule that can be broken, but do you really need to cheat..?
"SON OF A BITCH I LOST 'THE GAME '!!!!!
Hey guess what?
What?
"THE GAME"!!!
!@#$%&*$#@!*&
The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION
Hey guess what?
What?
"THE GAME"!!!
!@#$%&*$#@!*&
The Game ACTUAL DEFINITION
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