dick flex

To flex the male genitalia whilst erect.

Hangin with your girl and you perform a dick flex. It's playful and she'll love it.

by Floppy Disk Blosko October 19, 2009

Big dick

Its a penis a big one

DAMM THAT NIGGA GOTTA BIG DICK

by Urban trapper June 30, 2016

porch dick

An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.

That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!

by Sai Kopath March 8, 2015

Lint Dick

When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions

I went to go piss and I had lint dick now I made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.

by dunnyjake October 3, 2011

Being a Dick

Someome that is constantly acting like an asshole when unnecessary.

Me: you look nice today
Them: you don't, have you ever heard of a hair brush
Me: ugh you are being a dick

by Boi_itsmendes July 12, 2019

dick do

its where ur stomach sticks out farther than ur dick do

jamees fat has has a dick do

by jshimmy January 25, 2006

dick chopper

when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter

my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store

by chris ball lover rickert November 3, 2011