Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.

Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.

by Gkink May 16, 2023

Beef curtains

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light

beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug

by Bantsas October 10, 2017

curtain

when someone is cockblocking aka preventing someone from getting game

I was about to pull up on shorty but AJ kept curtaining me like he’s on a mission.
I hate curtains.

by sunkissedaura April 11, 2025

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

Jerk curtain

Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.

Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?

Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain

by ChadAlan_fleecy_sack January 27, 2024

Splurtin curtain

A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.

Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020