Cream Jeans

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

by TenaciousDDDDDD April 28, 2006

Creamcheese Diaper

The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.

Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"

Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."

by SoloHeart March 16, 2009

cream of fuck you

A term used to avoid a person with the nagging interest in what type of food you are preparing. Conceived from all the different types of Cream of ___ soups that there are.

X: "hmmmm that soup smells good, what cha making?"
Y: "Cream of FUCK YOU!"

by Irishguy1 December 2, 2010

jerk cream

Cream to beat off with.or it can be a lotion or some type of lubrication...

"i gotta go buy me some jerk cream"
"why honey?"
"you dont have sex with me"

by court dog June 11, 2006

cream pants

To jizz your pants, u finish your pants when someone gets u aroused, Jizzing your pants when ur excited

dude! i totally just jizzed myself when sally rubbed my leg! Yeah dude, i just finished without getting my jeans even off!
I cant belive i cream pants myself when sally made out with me

by Tyler sexybeast#1 April 29, 2008

egg cream

verb; to ejaculate and vomit on someone simultaneously.

"Slow down," Ned said, "I'm going to egg cream!"

by Bleccch November 1, 2006

Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports to school, to being awesome. If someone says you're the cream of the crop, then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler then everyone else.

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by ENGLAB February 28, 2017