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crapling crap

what a meathead says when something is very very crappy
this food is the worst crapling crap I've ever had. or better yet that chics booty is crapling crap
by wildbriar shore April 11, 2011
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crap-pank

When something doesn't go your way; extremely bad;
crap-pank! I just lost a nut
That film was propper crap-pank
by P.R.D Ferguson III September 28, 2005
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Crap-alanche

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.
John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.
by Fieldofdandelion February 3, 2010
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Green Crap

Green Crap - is slang for everything eco friendly.
Solar Wind and other green crap
by Nov8tiv May 31, 2018
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crap cart

A cheap, brightly colored and patterned baby stroller used by the leathery, methamphetamine-aged, toothless, wrinkled, flat-assed and huge-breasted female human in Oildale, a hideous neighborhood of bakersfield, ca.

Often full of beer cans, trash, unwanted children or other tweeker goods. Used in lieu of the shopping carts that her male counterpart uses.
theres a nappy baby and a 12 pack of Naty Ice in that stroller being pushed by a toothless, huge-breasted, beastly woman with oily blond hair! That must be her crap cart!
by rab1989 May 6, 2010
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Pile of crap

by LiberalLina January 14, 2021
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Crap on a catapult

A vulgar phrase a person says when they are angry or frustrated.
Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake
by 024 don't blaze it April 5, 2016
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