crap-pank

When something doesn't go your way; extremely bad;

crap-pank! I just lost a nut
That film was propper crap-pank

by P.R.D Ferguson III September 28, 2005

Flag

Get the crap-pankmug.

Crap sucker

Cesspool pumping truck functions like a huge vacuum cleaner- the suction hose pulls the shit into the truck but the air that was in the truck’s tank has to exit the tank and go into the outside air. Wearing oxygen mask is advised.

Septic pumper truck, Cesspool pumping truck, Crap sucker sucking

by Vitalik June 1, 2007

Flag

Get the Crap suckermug.

boring crap

when something is so boring that you would rather watch justin beiber

this is some boring crap screw this meeting

by grayson4949 September 30, 2020

Flag

Get the boring crapmug.

Crap Diggin'

A method that one does to 'help' their own feces out of their ass. A person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. A person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin' around in their rectum.

The old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into crap diggin' mode and removed it.

I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.

She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.

by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

Flag

Get the Crap Diggin'mug.

ant crap

Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.

"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.

by Ant betsey April 15, 2007

Flag

Get the ant crapmug.

Crap Masta

1. A person (usually a friend) who screws you over cheaply. This is usually nothing serious - Ex. While playing a video game, your friend camps and kills you a lot, making him a Crap Masta. See also camper

<head shot> Man, stop camping you crap masta!

by DarkEye May 2, 2005

Flag