condential

when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.

"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."

by sam June 19, 2006

condensate

when condensed steam drips from a surface

i just got condensated on by the top of my styrofoam chinese box.

by james Peterso December 28, 2008

Condom Queen

In a competition, the girl who can put the most condoms on a banana with her mouth in a minute.

Winning 8 condoms to 6 in a bar competition and being labeled the Condom Queen

by THE-condomqueen February 4, 2010

condom mouff

Someone who sucks dick all the time.

Shut up with, condom mouff .

by AHowell June 11, 2006

Condom

Something that pussies use

Man 1: Y U NO use condom?

Because they're for pussies

by Cleaningupthisplace November 18, 2013

condensing

The act of one, or more persons becoming one with their situation.

Man1: Dude look at Bret on the couch!
Man2: Damn he is condensing.

by Warreng March 8, 2014

condom

a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies

Bill: Oops, my condom broke!
Susy: Shit! Are you serious? Now I'm pregnant!

Don: Mommy where do babies come from?
Susy: Condoms.

by Kristen H. April 15, 2008