coffeed

A complete day's nutrition and a complete week's caffeine in one portable IV

I set up my coffeed prior to a long programming session.

After a week of coffeeds I had to go into detox.

by EmuSam August 5, 2011

coffee kool-aid

when someone puts way too much sugar in coffee, like kool-aid

dont let susy make your coffee unless you want "coffee kool-aid"

by Mr_Brawler February 6, 2013

Coffee Rush

Coffee Rush is a popular series of coffee shops in Arizona that really strikes a cord with the locals, especially The Valley's hipster community. The coffee is very good, but one can be turned off by it's denizens, and their "ironic" mediocrity.

When having your first coffee date, you'll notice the nice staff, but as soon as you step outside and see the "regulars," you find out you may be either:

A). suffocated by cigarrette smoke
B). given an awkward stare since your mainstream vibe can be sensed from a mile away.
C). they recognize you are paying with your own money, instead of Daddy's trust fund.
D). your shoes are not terribly expensive and vintage styled.

"Hey dude! Wanna go to Coffee Rush?"

Nah, man, my parents aren't paying my rent anymore."

by Logan1222 May 11, 2013

coffee bagging

Tea bagging for those who like coffee

I would tea bag you but i prefer coffee bagging

by josh hodges August 22, 2016

coffee

a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

by bloodypixy December 6, 2017

Coffee Cup

Bullshit

That class was a load of Coffee Cup

by CoffeeCup22 January 19, 2018

Coffeemate

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.

Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).

by VictorySea January 25, 2021