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coconut

The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole
Jimmy just gave tommy a damn good coconut for spitting in his milk
by Konrad April 10, 2005
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Coconut head ass bitch

Dua lipa

Has a head like a coconut

Bitch
“Hey that dua lipa sure is a coconut head ass bitch
by The all seeing eye September 2, 2018
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Coconut head

Pertaining to someone who cleanses their cranium with shampoo with the horrible aroma of coconuts.
My sister, Alex, is a freakin' coconut head.
by Kit D. Kat February 2, 2007
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Common Sense

Fuckin rapper, with a classic song : Resurrection, was called Common Sense a long time ago until these people sued him for it cuz he "stole their name". He is no known as Common. Lets get his next album comin soon, called BE or sumthing. ELECTRIC CIRCUS SUCKED!
umm um um um um um um yeah, whys he bald? um um um yeah
by roy July 8, 2004
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Commoners

High school students who can't stand the idea of being different. Often known for abandoning logic for the sake of a joke that does not make sense. Also known for asking why someone doesn't like them after performing several verbal attacks on that person.
I'm above that activity. It's for Commoners.
by BryanJ August 5, 2003
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Common Sense

A personality trait that allows a person to disconcern the obvious from what they see or do. Unfortunately, too many people lack this basic personality trait and it leads them to make stupid decisions which they pathetically try to justify. Their are also people who lacks common sense and is, for some reason, proud of it.

Most common type of people who lack common sense: Liberals, feminists, school kids, family court judges, judges presiding over litigation cases, fatasses who blame their obesity on others, most of Hollywood, PETA activists, morons who blame their parents when they fuck up, etc etc.
Common Sense - Washing your hands on a certain basis to avoid illness.

No Common Sense - Walking across the street in the face of oncoming traffic during a green light.

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Common Sense - Going to college in preparation for adult life.

No Common Sense - Having premarital sex without protection.
by BusinessMan May 17, 2005
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Coconut Head

The result of a haircut in Great Clips. It usually ends up looking like a complete bowl cut which resembles a coconut.
Conner Schrader always has a coconut head by the time he exits Great Clips.
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